Serious about your bod? Then you need to step on these revolutionary bathroom scales that automatically beam your weight, fat mass and body mass index to your computer or iPhone. You can then track your results wherever you may roam via a feature-laden website or free app. Weigh-hay!

 Possibly the craziest PS3 character of all, Sackboy has escaped his pixellated confines in order to take on the real LittleBigPlanet, thanks to this 6” posable figure.

 If you can knit a bit you’re gonna love this cute little kit, as it contains everything you need – designs, needles, wool – to make your very own socks. No, it’s not particularly rock and roll but it’s the most unfathomably cathartic pastime in the universe. Get knitted!

 Cold hands? Get your mitts round this ultra stylish hand warmer that produces ten times more heat than puny rivals and lasts up to 12 hours with a single filling of lighter fuel. It’s like having a full-on fire in your pocket without the flames and mess.

 Charge three gizmos simultaneously and clear cable clutter with this universal desktop charging station. Complete with a collection of interchangeable cordless tips, it will accommodate every portable gadget in your arsenal, from iWhatevers and BlackBerries to PSPs and cameras. Chaaarge!

 What’s that coming over the hill? Yes, it’s a monster, in the ludicrously massive shape of a Chupa Chup lollipop. Weighing in at a mind-boggling 750g with a 13” circumference, this strawberry flavoured colossus is surely the mother of all stick-based confectionary. Sweet.

 Proving the pen really is mightier than the sword, this designer pen holder is ideal for retired knife throwers and busy executives eager to stick it to the boss without getting fired. Comes with six javelin style biros. Ouch!

 Just as visually arresting as its wibbly-wobbly namesake, the touch-sensitive Jellyfish Mood Lamp miraculously phases through an endless kaleidoscope of gorgeous colour combos. Simply caress its integrated touch sensor to switch between various mesmerising modes. Seriously illuminating and not a tentacle in sight.

 Addicted to apps? This sleek charging ‘suit’ will double your iPhone’s battery life, providing up to 390 hours standby time. It even has a mini USB port so you can charge other gizmos and leave it on when syncing.